[S3E23] That's Midlife [REPACK]

After losing to Fran in tennis, Maxwell goes through a midlife crisis including dressing younger and buying a flashy sports car. Fran finally makes him realize his life is great, and the two of them go for one last hurrah in the sports car.

[S3E23] That's Midlife

Maxwell is offered to turn one of his failed plays into a movie, and tells Fran they might be moving to California! The deal is quickly changed from a movie to a sitcom, and Fran's afraid the news is going to devastate her mother. Sylvia takes the news surprisingly good. In fact, too good, leaving Fran suspicious about her. She goes to the Chatterbox after Sylvia, but Libby, the local yenta, tells her Sylvia's been seeing a doctor three times a week. Fran confronts Sylvia about her health and discovers Sylvia's been having an affair with her doctor, and that's why she doesn't want to move to California with Fran!

A cross between Martha Stewart-on-steroids and a Stepford wife, Bree's efforts to maintain her plastic existence quickly collapsed as she dealt with such obstacles in her life as family drama, widowhood, alcoholism, a nervous breakdown, the loss of her business and divorce.Thrown into a midlife crisis leaving her sure only of her ability to deliver a basket of muffins to her neighbors, Bree evolved from a cold and prudish woman with severe moral values into a more loose, sexually inventive and promiscuous one.

• September 27, 2015 - May 22, 2016 "Pilling Them Softly": Stewie is diagnosed with ADHD and is prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes in aiding him to write a 2,000-page proposal to George R. R. Martin. Meanwhile, Peter and Quagmire compete to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show. Originally aired September 27, 2015.

• "Papa Has a Rollin' Son": The guys invite over Joe's father (voiced by Ed O'Neill from Modern Family and Married... with Children), but after they find out that he hates handicapped people, Peter has to pretend to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie is bummed when Dr. Hartman tells Lois that his adult height will be 5'1"...until he starts an unlikely friendship with Tom Cruise from which he can't escape. Originally aired October 4, 2015.

• "Guy, Robot": Stewie builds a robot friend after he and Brian get into a fight. Meanwhile, Lois make Peter buy a new mattress for them. Originally aired October 11, 2015.

• "Peternormal Activity": While searching for a horror movie idea, Peter and the guys accidentally kill a man and they each try to pin the blame on someone else. Meanwhile, Brian starts acting like (even more of) a pretentious douche when wearing his new glasses, leading Stewie to try and destroy them. Originally aired October 25, 2015.

• "Peter, Chris and Brian": Peter begins to feel that his life is a failure after seeing a video he made when he was younger, so he makes Chris hang out with Brian so he won't turn out like him. Originally aired November 8, 2015.

• "Peter's Sister": Peter's sister Karen (voiced by Kate McKinnon from Saturday Night Live and The Big Gay Sketch Show) come over for Thanksgiving and treats him the same way Peter treats Meg, prompting Peter to pose as a female wrestler to get his revenge on her. Originally aired November 15, 2015.

• "Hot Pocket-Dial": Peter and Quagmire's friendship becomes strained when Quagmire accidentally pocket-dials Peter while professing his love of Lois to his transgendered father. Originally aired November 22, 2015.

• "Brokeback Swanson": Joe becomes a quadriplegic after getting injured in a Boston version of Spain's The Running of the Bulls, and his friends find it difficult to hang out with him. Meanwhile, Brian falls for a married woman and pretends to be her new dog to avoid getting in trouble with her husband, a Navy SEAL who was part of SEAL Team Six and never got recognition for helping kill Osama bin Laden. Originally aired December 6, 2015.

• "A Shot in the Dark": Peter starts a neighborhood watch group and is mistaken for racist when he shoots Cleveland Brown, Jr. and accidentally burns Cleveland's house. Originally aired December 13, 2015.

• "Candy Quahog Marshmallow!": Peter, Joe, and Cleveland become obsessed with a Korean soap opera that starred a young Glenn Quagmire, and when the quartet fly to South Korea to find the tape containing the series finale, Quagmire discovers that his former co-star is in love with him and wants him to stay. Originally aired January 3, 2016.

• "The Peanut Butter Kid": Stewie gets discovered at a mall and hired to do a peanut butter commercial, and Lois and Peter (who worry that Stewie won't have any money for college and beyond) become stage parents who do anything and everything to make their baby a child star, much to Brian's disgust. Originally aired January 10, 2016.

• "Scammed Yankees": Carter heads to Africa (with Peter in tow) after falling for the infamous "Nigerian prince needs money to send his funds over to America" email scam. Meanwhile, Brian hits on Meg's friend, Patty, after catching a glimpse at her hot body in the school locker room. Originally aired January 17, 2016.

• "An App a Day": Peter gives his cellphone to Chris, who gets branded a sex offender after sending a dick pic to a girl at school. Meanwhile, Brian joins Stewie's tennis club, but Brian is more interested in the day-drinking middle-aged wives and divorcees rather than playing. Originally aired February 14, 2016.

• "Underage Peter": After Peter goes on a drunken rampage, Mayor West raises the town's drinking age to 50. Since Brian is now the only Griffin old enough to buy alcohol due to dog years, Peter makes him go out to buy beer form him. Originally aired February 21, 2016.

• "A Lot Going On Upstairs": Peter builds his own man cave in the attic. Meanwhile, Brian goes inside Stewie's mind so he can find a recurring nightmare that's plaguing Stewie. Originally aired March 6, 2016.

• "The Heartbreak Dog": Brian hits on Bonnie, who's sick of giving up on her dreams to take care of Joe. Meanwhile, Meg volunteers at a nursing home and gets hooked on stealing the residents' belongings. Originally aired March 13, 2016.

• "Take a Letter": Lois takes a job as a postal worker to pay for Stewie's private school, and discovers a letter Peter wrote to an old girlfriend, who tries to come between them. Meanwhile, Stewie befriends a fellow student named Chadley and enlists Brian to help impress him. Originally aired April 17, 2016.

• "The New Adventures of Old Tom": Peter ends up getting lost in the Quahog Mall overnight after his family leaves him. Meanwhile, Brian attempts to win over a girl by pretending to be a millionaire. Originally aired May 8, 2016.

• "Run, Chris, Run": Chris gets elected homecoming king, but Meg discovers that the cool kids only voted for him in order to prank him. Meanwhile, Peter and the gang get jealous when Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, so they look for a new black friend. Originally aired May 15, 2016.

• "Road to India": Brian and Stewie go on another Road To... style trip; this time, they're headed to India so Brian can find a tech support call center woman with a sexy voice. Meanwhile, Peter becomes the center of attention when Joe invites him to bingo night. Originally aired May 22, 2016.

• October 1, 2017 - May 20, 2018 "Emmy-Winning Episode": Frustrated by the Emmy's snubbing them, the Griffins try retooling the show to win an award. Originally aired October 1, 2017.

• "Foxx In The Men House": Peter starts ignoring the guys when he meets an impossibly cool paramedic. Originally aired October 8, 2017.

• "Nanny Goats": The Griffins get a Slavic nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. Originally aired October 15, 2017.

• "Follow The Money": Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog. Originally aired October 22, 2017.

• "Three Directors": The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told through the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay. Originally aired November 5, 2017.

• "The D In Apartment 23": When Brian posts an offensive tweet, his life falls apart. Originally aired November 12, 2017.

• "Petey IV": Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker. Originally aired November 19, 2017.

• "Crimes and Meg's Demeanor": Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. Originally aired December 3, 2017.

• "Don't Be A Dickens At Christmas": The ghost of Patrick Swayze helps Peter get his Christmas spirit back. Originally aired December 10, 2017.

• "Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)": Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female talking dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. Originally aired January 7, 2018.

• "Dog Bites Bear": In the 300th episode, Brian and Stewie have a falling out when he destroys Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot. Originally aired January 14, 2018.

• "Send In Stewie, Please": Stewie opens up to a child psychologist at school. Originally aired March 18, 2018.

• "V Is For Mystery": Stewie and Brian star in a Sherlock Holmes parody. Originally aired March 25, 2018.

• "Veteran Guy": When they're busted pretending to be veterans, the guys are forced to join the Coast Guard. Originally aired April 1, 2018.

• "The Woof Of Wall Street": Brian gets a big head when Stewie teaches him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. Originally aired April 8, 2018.

• "'Family Guy' Through The Years": A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades. Originally aired April 22, 2018.

• "Switch The Flip": To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire. Originally aired April 29, 2018.

• "HTTPete": Peter embraces millennial culture, attracting the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive. Originally aired May 6, 2018.

• "The Unkindest Cut": Quagmire literally loses his manhood after a shark eats his penis; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police. Originally aired May 13, 2018.

• "Are You There God!? It's Me, Peter": After falling into a coma, Peter comes face-to-face with God, leading him to ask some of life's tough questions. Originally aired May 20, 2018.

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